the english language, everyone
This hit me like a brick
And people wonder why authors use italics and bold and shit so reader’s understand what’s going the fuck on.
And of course I just read this in my head 7 times, stressing each word differently.
i still don’t understand this…
holy shit yes.I did all 7 versions out loud, it was fun
I did something like this at a voice course when I was a postgrad
someone mentioned april fools today, and it reminded me that last year a couple of radio DJs got taken off the air and almost faced felony charges because they told their audience that the local water supply was contaminated with “Dihydrogen Monoxide” and alot of people panicked
Dihydrogen - (two hydrogen)
Monoxide - (one oxygen)
some guys almost got arrested for telling people there was water in their taps.
the annoyed blogger sits at her desk and types angrily, “stop using ‘le’ people, it’s 2014…" she writes. Her text post goes viral shorty after. Soon, it spreads to France. The people there are in shock and disbelief. The French quickly stop all usage of the word "le" and no longer have a determiner word. The country falls into anarchy soon after… World War III has begun